2012 / 13 October

Yahoo Boyz No Laptop


Want create site? Find Free WordPress Themes and plugins.

A most unusual title, yes? I guess it best describes what you are about to read;

I got a fraudulent SMS from an unknown number yesterday morning, and after some thought, I decided to write a post about it.
The SMS goes thus;

“Congratulation! You have won #300,000.00 Your no is among the 42 lucky winners of LACASERA (A popular soft drink in Nigeria) DRINK PROMO. Ticket no, MTN3G. Call MRS. Faith Oyedepo (they used the name of pastor David Oyedepo wife) 08067422422. To claim your prize.”

It didn’t help that I was in a bad mood when it came in and I couldn’t help replying the fraudsters with some choice words that my mom spent close to 20 years trying to prevent me from learning. My response; ‘ You muthafuckers must be really dumb to think anyone will fall for you scam… Lacasera promo,my arse! God Punish You!!!

I know I shouldn’t have done it, but I was at the end of my tether. I have had people call me up and address me by my first name, claiming to have met me in the past and offering me deals which promise fantastic returns. Depending on my mood, I play along until I feel I’ve burnt enough of their airtime and then I hang up and refuse to pick subsequent calls. In the past, it was just foreigners that were being targeted but with increased surveillance by anti-fraud authorities (local and International), the fraudsters switched their focus to the local scene with varying degrees of success.

The sentence structures of the proposals are nearly always filled with grammatical errors. Most ‘yahoo boys’ (local parlance for fraudsters) are school drop-outs and they invariably expose their lack of education when they try to communicate with people. Another trait of yahoo boys is to offer fantastic returns on a seemingly easy business deal. I had a guy call me up one day, claiming to be a Port-Harcourt based staff of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation. He offered me a return of N15,000,000 (approximately 99,000 dollars)if I would agree to bribe his boss with N200,000 (approximately 1,400 dollars) so he would award me a contract to supply NNPC with some office equipment. I told him to stick it up his arse and cut the call!

On the streets of Lagos, it is common to see young lads who have no verifiable source of income driving flashy cars, wearing expensive clothes, and sporting the latest communication and entertainment gadgets. In clubs they buy the most expensive bottles of liquor and hold court in the centre of their sycophant friends who more often than not, find ‘other’ friends when the pipeline goes dry. Really, if I were a cop and I saw a 20-year old kid driving a Range Rover sport and carrying a blackberry Porsche, I would shoot him in the leg and drag him to my station and ask questions later.
The ‘419’ (local slang for advance-fee fraud) boys, in their ‘pursuit of happiness’, go to great lengths to snag a ‘maga’ (local slang for victim of these schemes) including employing diabolical means. Stories abound of fraudsters who patronise witch-doctors for‘ special powers’ to help them fleece their targets of their money.
This group of individuals, who represent less than 0.0001% of Nigeria’s population, have given the country a terrible reputation in the community of Nations. Nearly every form of communication that emanates from Nigeria or a Nigerian is scrutinised with a fine tooth comb. Nigerians who travel out of the country are usually separated from boarding or arrival lines and frisked to the point of embarrassment at airports. I seriously am not looking forward to travelling out of the country anytime soon, especially after the Christmas Day bomb scare by that dumb-ass Abdulmutallab fella which has gotten international airport security teams paranoid about Nigerians.

I’m not defending the actions of these people, but how come the world behaves like Nigerians are the scum of the earth? America has one of the highest crime rates in the world, ranging from gang violence to drug wars. Britain is home to crackpots and skinheads who stab people on the streets. The Russian mafia is one of the most feared in the world and they have some really heavy scam artists too. So, why is Nigeria so vilified? It gets my goose whenever I read any negative report about Nigeria on the internet.

Sony released an advert for the new PS3 and in the ad, a guy said; ‘If you believe everything you hear on the internet, you’ll be a Nigerian millionaire.’ Come on! After some ranting by the Nigerian Government, the material was withdrawn and a high-powered delegation from Sony visited Nigeria and met with Information Minister, Dora Akunyili to apologise. Why was it allowed to air in the first place? That goof almost made me NOT buy the PS3 console after my xbox 360 packed up (But I’m too much of a game freak to let that get to me! Sony, behave or… …)

Ok… I’m outta breath! I don’t know why but I just felt the need to let out some steam.

Posted from WordPress for BlackBerry.
Disclaimer: Explicit content contained therein. Parental Guidance Strongly Advised. If you are offended by sexual
It's another Friday and its great to be back with another blog! I wrote this
Hey guys, I’m back…Of course I mean bitches in the “you’re my awesome fans and
Praise and worship was over, the whole congregation rose as the man of God strode
> Dateline: April 25th 1992 3:27am> A hospital in ketu (though I tell people it
Did you find apk for android? You can find new Free Android Games and apps.

LEAVE YOUR COMMENT

Free WordPress Themes, Free Android Games